While preaching doesn’t require real credentials, I finally got them today. It’s free to get legalized and an “official” certificate costs $30.

Worst case scenario, I use this as a backup plan when I finish college.
(And yes, that’s my real name.)

My Universal Life Church Ordination

 Anyway, it’s been a minute since I put anything up, and hopefully that’ll change soon.
In the meantime, rest easy knowing that I am now certified to lead you to the lord.
Hail Satan.